Funny Slogans

爆笑標(biāo)語

The new couple should not forget the one-child policy when entering the bridal chamber.

Whoever breaks away from porverty is glorious,whoever remains stuck in poverty poor is incapable.

這話放到今天尋烏升降平臺(tái)找哪家公司，依然是真理T^T

If a train runs over a cow,the cow owner will receive no compensation but be punished by law.

放牛娃，小心啊尋烏升降平臺(tái)找哪家公司！

We can avoid earning money for 10 years,but we should not have a day without reading books.

勵(lì)志！

Cadre who becomes rich first can be considered a good cadre.

這句標(biāo)語具有重要的歷史意義，以前是“寧要社會(huì)主義的草，不要資本主義的苗”，越窮越光榮。

The person who destroys woods will cause his mother to die before that.

暴力標(biāo)語?。?/p>

A daughter is equal to a vast sky.

天哪，尋烏升降平臺(tái)找哪家公司我居然是片天，嚇?biāo)缹殞?strong>尋烏升降平臺(tái)找哪家公司了

If you don't abort when you're supposed to, we'll tear down your house and confiscate your cow.

If one woman gives unscheduled birth, all the villagers will suffer tubal ligation.

Person stealing manhole covers will get his hands chopped off when being caught.

今天雙十一……chop your hands！

We should not be addicted to long sleeping,cause we will go to final sleep after death.

這位班主任太強(qiáng)悍尋烏升降平臺(tái)找哪家公司了

Son commits arson, father goes to jail.

If people in poor mountainous areas want to get rich,they should have less kids and plant more trees.

更有少生孩子養(yǎng)狗熊的…………

Teacher Hu's English can spread AIDS.

神混合體，嚇人

Finish junior middle school before looking for work.

想起了以前去每家每戶勸學(xué)的情境，苦口婆心啊

People live here, do not tear down.

If dump garbage on the streets, death to your father.

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